If not for me, your own family

If you don’t buy this chalkboard mug from me, I’ll be ruined and it would be on your head. If you don’t buy this mug, I will lose my job and it would be your fault. My whole life will be ruined if you don’t just buy one. Just because you wanted to go buy some silly sunglasses later and not simply give me a few dollars I would lose everything. I’ll not only become a laughingstock and lose my job, but I will never go to college and never get a job again unless you buy one right now. If you walk away right now, I will lose everything in my life just because of you. My life would become a failure and it would be all on your head. You’ll have to walk around the rest of your life knowing that you have caused this if you walk away right now. I’ll lose all the confidence I ever had and my whole future would just disappear if you won’t do this small little thing for me. As you leave and go to the mall and spend those few dollars, the key to my future, I’ll be fired from my job and be forced to watch in shame all that future that was ahead of me dissolve like a dream. But you’ll go happily along your way and never realize how you so easily destroyed everything I’ve worked so hard for. I will lose everything, but you’ll keep those few dollars, green pieces of paper that are nearly worthless to you but worth everything to me, and it would be your fault.

Fine, if you won’t do it for me and all that I have ahead of me, at least do it for your family. Have a heart and go home today to create some lifelong memories with your family. Take home this awesome chalkboard mug and go home and sit with your kids and wife by the fire and have a real family moment. Don’t you love your family? Don’t you want your kids to grow up and think of you fondly? Make it up to them with this mug; go bring them this and sit around the fire drinking hot chocolate and drawing with chalk. Let your kids actually have a childhood and a true family moment without the internet if you actually love them. Let them sit with you and play some games over a chalkboard and some chalk as you did when you were a kid. Don’t you want to go back to your own childhood and live those warm family days and play once more with chalk? Give your children a chance to have those amazing memories that you cherish now. You’ll be depriving them of their childhood if you walk away right now. Take this mug home and stop to smell the roses for a bit and show your family some love. Let them play and draw on this mug with you and one day let them think back to their childhood with smiles. If you actually love your kids, you will buy one of these.